The Boy Child Peter is connected to his iPad by an umbilical cord, The Girl Child Jane is desperate to make her fortune as an Instagram lifestyle influencer, while Daddy is constantly off on exotic business trips. Mummy's marriage is feeling the strain and the house is developing a forest of mould. Mummy has found herself a challenge working for a tech start-up. Can Mummy keep up the facade and keep her family afloat? From the author of the smash hit "Why Mummy Drinks".